Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up. My friend over there really wants your number so he knows where to get a hold of me in the morning. Your smile is almost as big, warm, and lovely as my penis!
I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
Baby, I'm like a firefighter, I find 'em hot and leave 'em wet!
Cause I'm not doing you but I definitely should be.
There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus. I hope you like dragons, because I'll be dragon my balls across your face tonight.
Hey baby, I think you just made my two by four into a four by eight.
Hi, I’m wasted but this condom in my pocket doesn't have to be. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'U' between 'F' and 'CK’ F**k me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Laura? Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore - my face should be among them. I spent over a grand on Viagra today, only to come here and see you and find out that I don't need it after all. Do you know the difference between my dick and a chicken wing? Your beauty is why God invented eyeballs, but your booty is why God invented my balls! Because I’d stuff you I’ll kiss you in the rain, so you get twice as wet. If you were an elevator, what button would I have to push to get you to go down?