What's the difference between a Ferrari and an erection?
Because I'd gladly put my meat inside you I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
Are you spaghetti cause I want you to meat my balls.
I would tell you a joke about my penis, but it’s too long! Someone vacuum my lap, I think this girl needs a clean place to sit. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
You can call me cake, cause I'll go straight to your ass.
I may not be a windshield repairman, but I can still fill your crack in.
Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm?
I spent over a grand on Viagra today, only to come here and see you and find out that I don't need it after all.
Do you know the difference between my dick and a chicken wing?
Because weed be cute together Do you come here often or wait till you get home?