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Sure, as a Jew, I heavily prepared for my Bat Mitzvah...learning Hebrew, writing a speech, connecting with God and what not.But Hebrew school taught me nothing about what really matters in life - boys.David and Tina’s high school romance lasted almost all of senior year before Tina decided to move on. Losing Tina messed him up so badly, he had to go to Israel to live on a kibbutz for six months. Was my only purpose in life to mate with a Jewish girl so that I might sire pureblood Jewish children?

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Besides, I had known every Jewish girl within dating age since birth. I attended the same nursery school, Hebrew school, and Sunday School as every other Jewish kid my age. Her parents knew she was dating a Jewish boy and though they weren’t happy about it and preferred she didn’t bring me over to meet them, they didn’t tell her she was going to hell or suggest she try to save me. We didn’t live in the same part of town, so we met once a week at Eastgate Mall. The first time I met her, I thought to myself, that girl looks like an Afghan Hound, but in a good way.

Chattanooga had a decent sized Jewish community, enough of the chosen people to support three synagogues (Orthodox, Conservative and Reform) and a Jewish Community Center, but there weren’t that many of us and we tended to stick together. Dating a local Jewish girl would be like kissing your first cousin. She was tall and thin with straight auburn hair that covered the sides of her long face.

Granted, we're also a little crazy, quite dramatic and, well, hardly any holidays end without an argument, but we always come back together unchanged.

But regardless, they will accept you with open arms.

Cinnabun is good but wait til you've tried There's just something about a big Jewish family that is so warm and loving.

My mom will probably immediately ask you to cook with her in the kitchen for Yom Kippur break-fast and my uncle will offer you a glass of wine (or four).That "orange stuff" on bagels is actually salmon and it's delicious.You'll forget chicken soup after dating me, it's all about the matzo ball soup.I don't care if you worship, Jesus, Mohammed, or freakin' Stephen Curry..only religion I care about, is the one where you worship me, too.After going to Jewish summer camp for nine years, I know where to shop.The Jewish girls weren’t interested in talking to me at all, because they also viewed me as immediate family.

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